Beaner

Walmart parking lot, 7.00pm. 5 Mexicans standing next to Betty, one of them leaning on her.

Jonas: You scratch it you buy it.

Mexican: Oh no, very expensive car, no.

Jonas: Not really, but I would appreciate if you didn't lean on it.

Mexican: So how much?

Jonas: $6000.00

Mexican: So 6000.00, you mean pesos, aye, esse?

Jonas: He, he, pal , don't call me esse, I don't call you beaner do I?

Mexican: Sorry esse, no you don't.

Jonas: Alright then, you buy it or what, seats 6 legally.

Mexican: I don't see any scratches.

Jonas: Your lucky day. Feliz Navidad!

The 5 Mexicans are laughing hard. One of them shouts:

Yuh, esse! You're funny for being a gringo! Feliz Navidad!

I give them a thumbs up and drive away.