Deer

Marta has strictly forbidden me to buy a couple of lighted deer displays for outside. Well now at Walmart they are on sale for 14.99 each. 200 lights on each deer and their heads even move.

Last night pulling in the drive way she says;

M: Where are the deer?

J: You told me that I couldn't buy any.

M: You never do what I tell you any way.

I take this as an open invitation to go and buy a few, a nice little herd to display in the front yard. I will head over to Walmart right away and hope they still have some left. Classier Christmas decoration you have to search for.

Maybe I should pick up some body armor for myself, you know, just in case I interpreted her wrong.