Saturday, April 25, 2009

Spring launching

Spring has sprung and with that it's time to launch your boat. If you have had it hauled out for the winter I have a few pointers that might come handy.

1. Peel back cover and inspect last years liquor storage. 1/2 bottle of rum left will come handy.

2. Check exhaust for wintering squirrel, rat or mouse nests before trying to fire up engine as proof that there's still some juice in batteries.

3. Call bank and check balance.

4. Drink leftover rum since you ignored point # 2 and bank balance is to low to fix your screw up.

5. Pull covers tight, there's always next year or you might win the lottery.

Happy boating season everybody!

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