Breakfast

Every morning on my way to work the different fast food chains advertise their latest breakfast menu on the radio. They all offer the same stuff for the same amount of money. They all mean that their breakfast is best value and what could be better to start your day.

Let me think.

Rat poison

Diesel fuel

Lard

About most anything else would be better for me than their so called food. Not that I eat the better alternatives, I am too darn tired in the morning.