What has happen to me?

Mr. Jackass fat as could be.What the hell has happened? I will no longer eat vegetables, crap food. It's impossible it would be my daily beer intake.

For the ones that really know me from long ago, the painting in the background came from Hammarliden. My very good friend/extra pappa gave it to me and it used to belong to his morfar Elof (Loffe). The story is that Loffe died and as I was offered his appartment his grandson Bertil ( I first met him in 1986 and he's the one at fault for me getting involved with sail boat masts) asked me if there was anything that I would like to keep. Among a few cool 50's china I saw this painting. I fell in love with it and every day I look at it and I smile. We have it hanging in our kitchen, just above Milu's food and water ( Bertil can appreciate an animal lover no need to mention Morris), and my whole family knows that it is a very special painting to me.